Been busy.

Sorry, I have not been posting lately I have been very busy and it has just been very consuming... I have been performing, writing op-eds and letters to different periodicals, and traveling; however, soon (Saturday) I will be in oh-so-boring Iowa, where I will have more time.

Been busy.

Spam is a HOOD Delicacy, Internet Pest...

Spam is a HOOD Delicacy, Internet Pest...

Spam is a Delicacy

Spam is a Delicacy

Spam is a Delicacy

Sorry Y'all!

I will be bck soon I promise, I'm almost out... I would call you all but I only get 17 seconds on the phone.

Sorry Y'all!

Thumb Up Me!

Thumb Up Me!

Who Framed Roger Federer?

I don't know if you are a tennis fan...

Now that I am sure you are a tennis fan...

Roger Federer can't help but break records. He speaks Swiss German, German, French and English fluently, but can't say "I loss" in any of them. It is quite the linguistic phenomenon. I want to give him a dollar, but I am sure he will be fine without. He is now the greatest tennis player of all-time and will forever be in the discussion for greatest athlete ever.

Can a tennis player be that? I don't think so, it is not physical enough. Other athletes, in contact sports, legacies' have to be judged including the fact that they ran into big uglies at high speeds for their entire careers. It's true, MJ-Shaq. Barry Sanders-anything, including kickers. Barry Bonds-steroid needles and the occasional catcher. Lance Armstrong-pavement. My point is Federer's body is not enduring the stresses of most of the worst world class athletes. I don't if I can compare him to anyone in a real sport. Real sport is war, tennis is war for the officers.

Who Framed Roger Federer?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Eag!

[Eag] Ha!, that's my nickname. Allow me to explain my absence:

First, I went out of town, for about of a total of six days; I was on a Midwestern tour of my home dogs, and I did a pretty big comedy show as well. It went great, plus I got my granny schwasted on my free drinks.... Good times, bag hangovers.

(pretty bad ones)

Second, I soon was very sick. I was infected with strep from some trashy braud in Ohio playing Beer Pong. I don't make out with trashy brauds often, but I do partner with them in Beer Pong. They handles balls well in the clutch.

See what I mean?

Thirdly, I recently became swamped with legal and medical issues/bills (mostly bills), and I had to position my self to sue... That won't be necessary, my case was successful, hence, my return to the blogosphere. I do need to work on my html code writing and get it poppin' on the Dot Com. Just get your asses ready for something crazy, alot of my blog's plans fell through because of dumbasses, lazies (my other authors), and druggage. I'm back, until further illness.

p.s. to other authors (Varlioli), I really counted on at least two from each of you while I was trippin, sickened, and dickin the law. Dick Cheney that is, he's a lawyer right?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Eag!

Jaime Foxx and Drake? Digital Girl?

Jaime Foxx and Drake? Digital Girl?

From Marcus

I have been working on the new site, it should be up soon. That is why I have not blogged. MY other contributors are M.I.A. if you're in Michigan you need to come see a show!

From Marcus