Obama, Where is Osama? Osama the Crack Head

Everyone forgot about the guy with the rhyming name, he is still on the run. America clearly has no idea where he could be.

America is in it's own debacle right now and has lost interest in searching for Osama. But Osama is still out there. According to Al-Jazeera, sounds legit, he is in Chitral, Pakistan in the north, mountainous region of he country. On Saturday Osama published his 29th video since 9/11. Have we given up?

Personally, I am not hat afraid of a man on kidney-dialysis, severely underweight, and suffering from Dehydration. Sounds like a crackhead.

That's it, Osama is just a really driven crackhead! Although the crack over there is probably heroin based, because that is the cash crop that keeps Afghanistan economically afloat. What we have here is a problem many Americans deal with daily, Crackheads talkin' shit. They're prone to stealing vehicles, but have no regard for life. They usually have nappy-ass beards, bones showing, an army camouflage jacket to feel official or remember Nam, and just throw on whatever covers them.

The only thing about Osama that troubles me is his name: OSAMA BIN LADEN. It's too complicated for a crackhead. Crackheads like to keep to 1 name, usually characterizing their lifestyle (I.e. Rocky, Smokey, and Teeth)... You lose your teeth smokin' crack.

Now that we know what type of problem we have on our hands, how do we catch Osama? Easy! Leave some rims in Chachal or whatever. He won't be able to resist. Considering his bounty, he might send someone to get them, but the D's (haha) are going to his hut. If I know anything about crackheads, it is that they love rims; and, they really love tires. They wont buy our trap if we put out Rims on tires.

When the last time you saw tires on a chariot?

Obama, or Osama?





The opinions expressed in this article are the sole opinion of the blog, not Al-Jazeera or the source of the video.

Obama, Where is Osama? Osama the Crack Head