If you fart and laugh, or fart and act like it was someone else, THIS IS THE BLOG FOR YOU! If you think of farts as unbecoming or nasty, THIS IS THE BLOG FOR YOU TOO. I value different perspectives.
If you really don't deal with farts in any capacity, you probably don't have thumbs.
My name is Marcus Alexander and I like people more than I hate farts so I have learned to embrace their positive qualities.More Importantly: I have learned to LIGHTEN UP.
LIGHTEN UP! It is a very simple and healthy philosophy. I just use the metaphor of farting and laughing because it happens everyday, a million times, and only a thousand people laugh. If everyone laughed like me, everyone would add a day to their life every time they farted. Now a fart in a hot car with the windows rolled up is NEVER COOL, and this blog will not endorse Cardinal Party Fouls, we just embrace laughter. So, lighten up, eat a burrito, and Fart & laugh! LOL ... I just farted..
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