Who Said Male Nurses Were Sissies

"Experts" have said it has the highest demand of any job in America, and it's rising!

My problem isn't with the work male nurses do, it's with the title: "Male Nurses!" The word just doesn't fit in any color other than pink, and certainly not next to "Male." Nurse is just too soft a word, this is what one definition should say in a Webster's: nurse [nurs] - verb; to caress a supple breast very gently and passionately. Example sentence: "Oh My God, did he like, just nurse me?"

Doesn't that fit better. Yeah it does. And it really works next to male. People would have no problem finding male nurses to lift patients, and handle violent ones if that was the meaning. Right now nurse really just means, PUSS! That's what it means, and it's unfortunate. I don't think of nurse in the light that is just the connotation it presently carries...
What should they be called? Male Monitores. That's right Monitores. The [MON-A-TORES!] Make sure you say it with a really deep-voice too...

See that! I can write in a masculine color, not like male nurse. All the male "nurses" though, keep doin' what y'all do. We are working on a term for you, Real Talk.

In the meantime I'll be busy nursin' how I like to nurse*..

http://www.asiaone.com/News/Education/Story/A1Story20090330-132089.html

Who Said Male Nurses Were Sissies

Wait for the Fish!

This video is shot entirely in stop time. It's nutty man, it really is.

I originally wanted to cut out pieces, but I couldn't.

It is not really consistent with the blog's theme, so at the end, just fart and laugh at yourself.



New post coming soon, Tuesday Afternoon.

Wait for the Fish!

Lil' Kim Jong-Il

Ok, short-man; STOP 'Launching' RC planes and calling them rockets. You'll get your peninsula destroyed. I'm serious LIL' KIM (not one of those barely unisex names, i.e., Sam, Adrian, Danny/Dani, Chris, Lauren {pronounced Lorn for males}).


You've got everyone worked up about your small ass. Not like we don't have military bases throughout your region, including South Korea. Stop trying to seem tough with rockets that can only stick to plastic boards when a little wet.

Where have you been anyway? You need to get a life and an economy. I know you want attention to get a ticket to Air Force One. But.....


No one in the world likes you. Not even North Koreans. The only person with a lower approval rating on this blog is Blago.

WTF is KIM? A girls name. WTF is a JONG-IL? A computer hacker who thinks he has east coast swag. Please world, stop worrying about Jong-Ills rockets, they cannot hurt us. Those rockets wouldn't even hurt North Korea fs they ran out of gas while still in the country.

Lil' Kim Jong-Il

What Happened to Eskimo Barbie?

After George Bush, I was sure the president would be a negro, a woman, or a Cuban. I just cannot understand why the two women that were the front runners, THE FRONT RUNNERS! There was Condi, Janet Napolitano, Kathleen Sebelius, whoever. Just not Hil (fellas know why) and Eskimo Barbie.

Now I know it is very inspiring, it is, and I would to have a female president. JUST NOT THOSE ONES!
Sarah Palin is arguably the dumbest governor in the United States.* She's a hockey mom, and not because she's cool, BECAUSE SHE LIVES IN ALASKA! It's not like she can be a soccer, baseball, football, or "lacrosse" mom if those exist... It is too cold for all that. Every school in Alaska can aford a hockey rink. Even little old Wasilla, her only prior political experience, it has less people THAN MY NEIGHBORHOOD! True story...

I'm so glad the hype has died down, it was killin me, I could never watch the news. This 40-year MILP (p=poke i don't condone the use of the f-word), former model, that is barely literate, is the governor of somewhere. No way? Sure fooled me. It still baffles me that a major party nominated her for vice president. John McCain must've thought all the Hil supporters were gonna swing over just because she was a woman. Not so fast, American's aren't that dumb.

Especially since the person she was going to V.P. for was older than Dirt, and had many health problems... No way we could risk Eskimo Barbie being president.

In case you forgot, here's a look back at who could've been the dumbest vice-president ever. Yes, dumber than Dan "I frequently fail" Quayle.






"Oh man, I miss her"... (Tina Fey and SNL writing staff thinking)

Remember, I can see Russia FROM MY HOUSE!

George W. has retired folks.*

What Happened to Eskimo Barbie?

Loop-Swoop-Pull

Ok, we have all seen this scum all over t.v. and the news. Everyone gets all pissed because he tried to sell a senatorial seat. I'm not surprised so I don't get that mad about it. I just laugh at the guy.

Look at his hair, what the hell is that? Looks like a Nike Swoosh, if it could be a hairstyle. Remember on Big Daddy when Adam Sandler was teaching that kid how to tie his shoes, Loop, Swoop, Pull! That's all I can think about everytime I see Blagojevich and his Serbian Rug head. So, I laugh.


Can you take him serious? On the day of his arraignment he was at Disneyworld, he's like a soft rapper...

He reminds me so much of Kwame Kiltpatrick, the mayor of Detroit. The only difference is Kwame is a man about the dumb shit he does. He has served his time, made public apologies, and gotten the hell out of Dodge. Blago, YOUR TURN!

But don't get pissed, look at him, he's hysterically ugly. Loop-Swoop Pull!

Loop-Swoop-Pull

When I saw this I was like, "That's Amazing!"

Watch the whole thing, please. It only gets better.

When I saw this I was like, "That's Amazing!"

A Pink "Heater," Victoria's Secret?

What's the deal with this whole picture. This is off a New York Times article about American's gun fascination. But a pink one, really? For one, it's really small, I wonder how far someone could take it. For two, is it really pink, if someone held me up with it I might chuckle. FOR THREE! did the person whose hands are in the picture shoot off her right index finger with this little pinky....

Guns these days...

A Pink "Heater," Victoria's Secret?

Obama Gives Queen iPod!

The Obama hype never ends. (why isn't his name in the firefox dictionary yet? lol.) All he did was give The Queen an iPod, is that really exciting? The iPod mostly contained video from the queen's last visit to the states, Do you think she cares. She doesn't. The queen doesn't listen recorded music, she has a court of musicians!

I read that he gave the Queen some Broadway Classics!

The only way Obama should've given her an iPod was if he compiled a historical anthology of rap songs that describes America's president's. For example: I was Gettin' some **** chronicles Bill
Clinton's tenure perfectly, It's Gettin' Ugly tells the Regan Stories, and You's a Hoe can apply to either Bush.



Am I lyin', let me know if I am because I don't think so. I'm just tired of people being on Obama's nuts like skinny jeans. I know that Obama stepped out of tradition by giving The Queen something like she needed it, but he stepped out of traditon, by stepping in the White House! True Story?

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-obama-queen2-2009apr02,0,7701231.story

The Queen is cool though, I like the nonchalant tone she brings to a meeting where everyone is pissed. If you farted in front of The Queen, she would have yo ass killed. No laughs in Buckingham.

Oh yeah, Gucci Mane, The Queen is so much icier than you, ass! Hagh!!! or whatever you do to breathe...

Obama Gives Queen iPod!

Thank You for Not Smoking.... Next Time

Alright, If the sign says No Smoking, don't smoke dumbass. It is plain idiotic to light a Flame at a gas station. Why would you do that, does it make you that much smoother? I guess you will be pretty hot though.

Why don't people follow rules put in place for their best interest, that never made sense to me. I mean if you are 18 and you want to have a beer man, have it... But if you are not supposed to run a red light, just wait.

I know the feeling though, the feeling of wanting to smoke that square. It CANNOT BE POSTPONED, so maybe we should make flame-less cigs. I know we (Asians) can figure it out, or at least google it.

I didn't smoke a cig when I wanted one once, it ended badly. I just wanted to burn. It was rather ironic because that is exactly what would have happened had I smoked a cigarette while pumping the Camry.

Watch that video below this, haha, if you didn't do that already. It is of someone a few months ago, because the person that did it yesterday was not as entertaining a human torch.

Thank you for not smoking next time.

Thank You for Not Smoking.... Next Time