Sunday, April 5, 2009

Lil' Kim Jong-Il


Ok, short-man; STOP 'Launching' RC planes and calling them rockets. You'll get your peninsula destroyed. I'm serious LIL' KIM (not one of those barely unisex names, i.e., Sam, Adrian, Danny/Dani, Chris, Lauren {pronounced Lorn for males}).


You've got everyone worked up about your small ass. Not like we don't have military bases throughout your region, including South Korea. Stop trying to seem tough with rockets that can only stick to plastic boards when a little wet.

Where have you been anyway? You need to get a life and an economy. I know you want attention to get a ticket to Air Force One. But.....


No one in the world likes you. Not even North Koreans. The only person with a lower approval rating on this blog is Blago.

WTF is KIM? A girls name. WTF is a JONG-IL? A computer hacker who thinks he has east coast swag. Please world, stop worrying about Jong-Ills rockets, they cannot hurt us. Those rockets wouldn't even hurt North Korea fs they ran out of gas while still in the country.


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