Ethnic Stereotypes That Offend?

Ok, I heard from someone, who heard from someone else, who was allegedly watching 'The View,' that they were discussing the times before "Political Correctness." [I wasn't watching 'The View' or anything.] I'm still not completely Politically correct because I trust my mind, and don't really think poorly about any particular 'group.' But, I tried to list the stereotypes etc.. about Negros that still piss me off, because, well, I'm a negro.

• When I am referred to as 'Colored,' come on? WTF, it's not 1923?
• When people make a racially driven comment about my black-ass liking Watermelon, I don't even like it like that. I mean, if you got some... (I'm playin')
• When a random white dude, at a college especially, thinks I have drugs...
• When people assume I steal.
• When muufuckas think I can "hoop." I can dunk but that's about it.
• When people assume I have nappy hair, I don't. And if i did, so what?
• When peopleask if I live on the Eastside (Detroit). How do they make that assumption, the Westside has been primarily black since 1976...
• When people think I'm fast, I'm not that fast damnit.
• When people assume I entertain, I do. But it has nothing to do with my race.

• Anything the Po-lice think.

Now the for Stereotypes I love....

• When people ask if I have ever seen a gun.
  
• When girls assume I have a large Man Stick. (I am preeeeeeettty sure I am a normal dude, but ok!)
  
• When people think I will whoop their ass. Except my boy Nate, "you can get your ass kicked if you're any race!"
• When people think I can hoop, so I get picked early in pick-ups.
• Anything connected to Obama...

I would like to include other races and their stereotypes but I don't know how y'all feel about shit. Share one you like or don't like though, I am interested.

Ethnic Stereotypes That Offend?