If you watch South Park, or used to watch it, you know my good friend Starvin Marvin! If not this is him:
Well he grew a few inches/pubes, and migrated a few miles south to neighboring Somalia. Unfortunately it has become the trend of thousands of young Somali and Ethiopian children. He left to become a pirate. I don't know why. In history, six of them have gotten ransoms, killed everyone in their crew and got the hell out of that lawless country [Somalia]. All the rest of the so called 'pirates' got killed. Do they really think they have a chance against a Navy, in those little inflatable rafts?
They're not pirates, they are just a bunch of Starvin Marvins. I don't understand them though, the boats are usually carrying FOOD!
Stop, you idiots, before you all die horrible deaths. The French are even kicking your asses...
That should be a sign. They're famous for pastries and purses.
Today the Starvin' Marvins were quoted saying that they are going to go after the Americans and the French in light of recent failure. I say bring it on you bastards. You are going after ships that are bringing you aid, I don't understand that. Do you rather eat steak you stole?
SMH!..
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