Breast Cancer and Fellatio, No, Fareal....

My friend, who I respect and trust made a face book status that shocked me. This is what it said: "Only with regular occurrence will your chances [of breast cancer] be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."- I'm not making this up.

I was like, WTF? Breast Cancer is very serious, it is the number two cause of death of American women. I thought, "He can't be serious," but before I made any accusations I did my research.

Sooo, like we kids do these days, I typed it in Google. This BS was all over the internet. It was crawled on about 500 sites, mostly message boards and blogs, but a lot of sites. But I know better, so I looked it up in the Google news search. NOTHING! Then I thought I should search a few academic databases. I did exactly that, JSTOR, google Scholar, NOTHING!

That's when I decided it was bull shit for serious. That was really scary at first because I did not want to ever say **** my **** and you won't get breast cancer, that's low. I'm strangely glad that this is BS. HOWEVER, the risk of cancer is reduced by stress; furthermore, your relationships whill be a lot less stressful if you just do what you already know you should do...


Superhead!



Closing Remark:
I take cancer very serious, and I am just encouraging everyone to lighten up. It will help you immensely... I promise!

Breast Cancer and Fellatio, No, Fareal....