What Happened to Eskimo Barbie?

After George Bush, I was sure the president would be a negro, a woman, or a Cuban. I just cannot understand why the two women that were the front runners, THE FRONT RUNNERS! There was Condi, Janet Napolitano, Kathleen Sebelius, whoever. Just not Hil (fellas know why) and Eskimo Barbie.

Now I know it is very inspiring, it is, and I would to have a female president. JUST NOT THOSE ONES!
Sarah Palin is arguably the dumbest governor in the United States.* She's a hockey mom, and not because she's cool, BECAUSE SHE LIVES IN ALASKA! It's not like she can be a soccer, baseball, football, or "lacrosse" mom if those exist... It is too cold for all that. Every school in Alaska can aford a hockey rink. Even little old Wasilla, her only prior political experience, it has less people THAN MY NEIGHBORHOOD! True story...

I'm so glad the hype has died down, it was killin me, I could never watch the news. This 40-year MILP (p=poke i don't condone the use of the f-word), former model, that is barely literate, is the governor of somewhere. No way? Sure fooled me. It still baffles me that a major party nominated her for vice president. John McCain must've thought all the Hil supporters were gonna swing over just because she was a woman. Not so fast, American's aren't that dumb.

Especially since the person she was going to V.P. for was older than Dirt, and had many health problems... No way we could risk Eskimo Barbie being president.

In case you forgot, here's a look back at who could've been the dumbest vice-president ever. Yes, dumber than Dan "I frequently fail" Quayle.






"Oh man, I miss her"... (Tina Fey and SNL writing staff thinking)

Remember, I can see Russia FROM MY HOUSE!

George W. has retired folks.*

What Happened to Eskimo Barbie?