I got dat "Crabbe Grass"

Remember Crabbe & Goyle, a.k.a.: Malfoy's Female Dogs... Crabbe is little crazier than first suspected....

This is great. I am so glad for the 'Harry Potter' cast because now they have some street cred. Slytherin is supposed to be scum, too cool for school, and most of all, ABOUT THAT GREEN. It reminds me of one of my favorite Three Six songs' hook:
"Who got that Hydro, Who got that Light Green?"
"Who got that Bobby Brown, Who got Bin Laden weed!"
I said... (then it repeats hellas)

But it just makes me think so much about Crabbe's ass, whose real name is irrelevant (Jaime Waylett, haha). If he was a rapper I got him a bangin' hook already for his "Southern Smoke" tour:
"Who got that Canada, Who got that Michigan?"
"Who got that Skunk 2, Who got that Slytherin!"
! I said... (in the most Britishest of accents)

Crabbe bro, you're the man. Every true Harry Potter fan wanted to whoop your ass! Now they just wanna smoke with you, and that's chill. I knew Draco's pops wasn't gettin all those rupees off the Ministry of Magic.

Did Hagrid show you how to grow that stuff because I know he was growing cush in the patch next to them monsters. That's why he had that big-ass three headed pit-bull, so if the feds came they would have trouble.

I just have one concern Crabbe, I hope this doesn't mean you sniffin that floo powder bro.. I have seen what it does to folks and it wouldn't be pretty.

My advice to you is to stay away from Draco bro, HE HOT as hell! Every time the Ministry sees him they're watching, unless they his death eater cousins. Just keep it clean bro, and keep the Crabbe Grass in the headshops...

('he hot'- means the authorities watch him because a frequent criminal behavior, just so there's no confusion there folks..)

Take a listen..

I got dat "Crabbe Grass"