So.. You won't believe this! There is a new way to rob someone and it's hilarious; moreover, it is very efficient.Apparently, the new way to commit armed robbery is: the perpetrators demand that the victims remove their pants. I am so serious, some robbers in my grandmas hood told me, this is the inside scoop! The logic is that the victims will not chase the robbers and they won't be so eager to report the crime to the public.
If you thought Sadhus were wild, this is way crazier...
Honestly I did not believe it; however, shortly after a family friend was ordered (at gunpoint in Farm. Hills, MI) to remover pants and give up her wallet, whatever douchebags take,etc... If someone tried rob me/ordered me to remove my pants, I would pee on them. But, what would you do if they took your levi's. Would you chase 'em? Pee on 'em? Run into hiding? Take advantage of the breeze?
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I'm a girl so peeing on the perpetrator hardly seems like a good plan! Instead I would make THEM pull down their pants and then I would laugh, it would probably make the robber feel ashamed of his little penis :D
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hahaha, very true.
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