Kiss My Ass, I'm On Vaction!

The embargo's end is near. It comes at a time when I could not turned down the beautiful women, coastline, and arts of the forbidden isla.

I really never saw Cuba as a threat. Even when they were holding Soviet missiles, everyone knew they weren't trying to mess with the big dogs, the U.S. (I was going to type 'us,' but that actually is quite the double entendre. In fact, I love Cuba, and Castro is my cousin. Well probably not but you know how we ***** folks get, everybody wit a nappy beard and bad credit is our cousin. And Fidel has some bad ass credit, his score is probably negative... (see crackhead description in Osama article here: http://fartandlaugh.blogspot.com/2009/03/obama-where-is-osama-osama-crack-head.html#comments)

Look what our stubbornness has done to a nation that never really attacked us. We thought they had plans, but we also 'thought' Iraq had "Nuculer War-Heads." I just don't see what good have we done to Cubans if we caused a whole country to be impoverished and stuck in cars from the NAACP glory days. Truthfully, it puts a bad taste in my mouth. Sorta like: McDonald's right after you watch Super Size Me... Yuck!!!

Why don't we ever hear the good things about Cuba in our national media? They have one of the highest literacy rates in the world (cuz there is no Xbox360). They have one of the lowest violent crime rates (b/c you can't flee the country). Afro-Cubans geberally have the same standard-of-living as all other Cubans (Virtually unheard of in the West)! Everyone has healthcare, it's not HAP, but it is healthcare. There is not a lot of AIDs (we won't discuss that). And, I have not seen a crackhead there yet! I cannot confirm this because we all know how elusive crack heads are (see Osama post) but I am honestly yet to find one.

I am considering a lot more video blogging because many people in the US don't read... thoughts?

Or maybe a site with a sections dedicated to videos?

Without that purple bath robe rope I would have never spotted this crackhead! Dummy gave himself away.

Kiss My Ass, I'm On Vaction!