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Thumb Up Me!

Who Framed Roger Federer?

I don't know if you are a tennis fan...

Now that I am sure you are a tennis fan...

Roger Federer can't help but break records. He speaks Swiss German, German, French and English fluently, but can't say "I loss" in any of them. It is quite the linguistic phenomenon. I want to give him a dollar, but I am sure he will be fine without. He is now the greatest tennis player of all-time and will forever be in the discussion for greatest athlete ever.

Can a tennis player be that? I don't think so, it is not physical enough. Other athletes, in contact sports, legacies' have to be judged including the fact that they ran into big uglies at high speeds for their entire careers. It's true, MJ-Shaq. Barry Sanders-anything, including kickers. Barry Bonds-steroid needles and the occasional catcher. Lance Armstrong-pavement. My point is Federer's body is not enduring the stresses of most of the worst world class athletes. I don't if I can compare him to anyone in a real sport. Real sport is war, tennis is war for the officers.

Who Framed Roger Federer?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Eag!

[Eag] Ha!, that's my nickname. Allow me to explain my absence:

First, I went out of town, for about of a total of six days; I was on a Midwestern tour of my home dogs, and I did a pretty big comedy show as well. It went great, plus I got my granny schwasted on my free drinks.... Good times, bag hangovers.

(pretty bad ones)

Second, I soon was very sick. I was infected with strep from some trashy braud in Ohio playing Beer Pong. I don't make out with trashy brauds often, but I do partner with them in Beer Pong. They handles balls well in the clutch.

See what I mean?

Thirdly, I recently became swamped with legal and medical issues/bills (mostly bills), and I had to position my self to sue... That won't be necessary, my case was successful, hence, my return to the blogosphere. I do need to work on my html code writing and get it poppin' on the Dot Com. Just get your asses ready for something crazy, alot of my blog's plans fell through because of dumbasses, lazies (my other authors), and druggage. I'm back, until further illness.

p.s. to other authors (Varlioli), I really counted on at least two from each of you while I was trippin, sickened, and dickin the law. Dick Cheney that is, he's a lawyer right?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Eag!

Jaime Foxx and Drake? Digital Girl?

Jaime Foxx and Drake? Digital Girl?

From Marcus

I have been working on the new site, it should be up soon. That is why I have not blogged. MY other contributors are M.I.A. if you're in Michigan you need to come see a show!

From Marcus

Red Wings lost. How could I blog?

Red Wings lost. How could I blog?

Mr. Cruise, Helly Farts

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I doubt this is real, but thanks for promoting farting and laughing. It just seemed a little too on cue for him. Tom is not fat enough for that. What do you think?
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Mr. Cruise, Helly Farts

Sarah Palin v. David Letterman . Dun, Dun, Dunnnnnnnnn

Come on now...

“What a commentary there,” Palin said of the comment during an interview on conservative host John Ziegler’s Los Angeles-based radio show. “That’s pretty pathetic, good ole David Letterman.”

But, on exclusively on FnL, You can hear her response.



Was it that pathetic? Did he say anything about Autism? Are adults that live in the public eye fair game? Do you think Palin is still the most inarticulate Governor? The comment about her going for a "slutty flight attendant" look might have been overboard. However, she should write her thoughts down, in my opinion.

We don't make the calls, we just ask the questions. Please, give us your take!
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Sarah Palin v. David Letterman . Dun, Dun, Dunnnnnnnnn

Veteran Imposter a.k.a. Sergeant Swagga Jacka

Wow, I know the truth hurts, how bad do lies feel? Is this the part where you told America that you shot down the 5th 9/11 plane with the only bullet in a musket you had at your hunting cabin in rural Marland, b/c your grandfather was in the Civil War...

Rick Strandlof, you IGNORANT BASTARD!

How can you fake being a war veteran, are you serious kid? If my pops, an actual veteran of more wars than this [Rick] guy has balls, was still alive, HE WOULD KICK YOUR ARSE RICK!

You suck because you did not even google your lies. The Naval Academy is not in DC, ass. You weren't in the Pentagon on 9/11, ass. Your only mental illness is mental retardation; I'm not sure if it is appropriate to call you an ass for that one, LSD might be to blame. It made me think I was in a war once, but I did not wake up a war vet.

Actually, I'm going to go with 'Meth' on this one, not LSD.

So, I hear you raised a little money for homeless veterans. Also, you raised a litle bit of money for homeless you, how inspiring.

Hey kids, you can skip JROTC and lie about fighting in a war, based on the information you almost got from your teacher but you skipped, so the story eventually won't make sense.

I could take this blog in a rather serious direction about the tradition and honor of the uniforms, but I'd rather elaborate on the orange jumpsuit you are about to wear, ass (I don't say that enough). Mainly, because you never wore the honorable uniform, you just said you did. Anways, check out some famous orange jumpsuits, and possible Soap-Drop Predators.

Before "they" take your cookies Rick, the will bake in a pan made by her, Martha Stewart.

The picture is B&W, but the jumpsuit is completely orange. Promise. Shyne gets out soon...

Remember me? I used to be a brillian actor, then I took a "coke-recess." Post-prison, rehab, I am, once again, a brilliant actor.

Get it bastard! You will be in jail, then you will get released and lie. It's what you do, and I don't hate . But, c'mon man, lie about being smart or something beleivable.

OOOORAH! Wait, do you even know what hat means?

Veteran Imposter a.k.a. Sergeant Swagga Jacka