Sadhus are Real and Awesome

If you know what a Sadhu is, you are either from India, Hindu, or a nerd!

Here's the scoop, Sadhus are ascetics in various sects of the Hindu religion. Technically, they have achieved the first three goals of Hinduism (Karma, artha and dharma.) What they actually do is voluntary go homeless, practice yoga til they are like a Jedi, "accidentally" stop wearing clothes, eat food donations from the lay people, and SMOKE THAT KUSH.

I'm not making this up. Most Sadhus start an apprenticeship of sorts, following an old-ass one, in their late teens-early20s. Few start later because of some financial, family, or spiritual issues they find untenable.

How sweet is this?

• No clothes,
  
• Free Indian Food (which is awesome if you've never had it)
• Permission to grow/accept weed and smoke it in public, in a wooden pipe!
  
• No Haircuts
• Face Paint
• Strong as hell, b/c you get to do yoga a lot

That looks good to me. I wonder if I can be one here in the hood, if I convert. Soon I will upload an electronic petition for me to be a Hood Sahu. I think that this has that making of a [legend feel] war with a country with a billion people. No racial fellas, no racial; I just really like the Sadhu way, it's too chill. Especially the wooden ice they all have...

Sadhus are Real and Awesome

I got dat "Crabbe Grass"

Remember Crabbe & Goyle, a.k.a.: Malfoy's Female Dogs... Crabbe is little crazier than first suspected....

This is great. I am so glad for the 'Harry Potter' cast because now they have some street cred. Slytherin is supposed to be scum, too cool for school, and most of all, ABOUT THAT GREEN. It reminds me of one of my favorite Three Six songs' hook:
"Who got that Hydro, Who got that Light Green?"
"Who got that Bobby Brown, Who got Bin Laden weed!"
I said... (then it repeats hellas)

But it just makes me think so much about Crabbe's ass, whose real name is irrelevant (Jaime Waylett, haha). If he was a rapper I got him a bangin' hook already for his "Southern Smoke" tour:
"Who got that Canada, Who got that Michigan?"
"Who got that Skunk 2, Who got that Slytherin!"
! I said... (in the most Britishest of accents)

Crabbe bro, you're the man. Every true Harry Potter fan wanted to whoop your ass! Now they just wanna smoke with you, and that's chill. I knew Draco's pops wasn't gettin all those rupees off the Ministry of Magic.

Did Hagrid show you how to grow that stuff because I know he was growing cush in the patch next to them monsters. That's why he had that big-ass three headed pit-bull, so if the feds came they would have trouble.

I just have one concern Crabbe, I hope this doesn't mean you sniffin that floo powder bro.. I have seen what it does to folks and it wouldn't be pretty.

My advice to you is to stay away from Draco bro, HE HOT as hell! Every time the Ministry sees him they're watching, unless they his death eater cousins. Just keep it clean bro, and keep the Crabbe Grass in the headshops...

('he hot'- means the authorities watch him because a frequent criminal behavior, just so there's no confusion there folks..)

Take a listen..

I got dat "Crabbe Grass"