Drunk Aussie vs. Shark!

When I was first heard about this story my friend started by saying,"Did you hear about that drunk Aussie?" I knew it was going to be bad! Aussies + Alcoholic Beverage =

Or Something like that... But, you get what I'm saying. Australians should not be able to drink, their natural BAC is about .02! After they drink who knows what they are capable of? I do.

Australians can hop in the OCEAN drunk, and beat a shark to death. Nuts? Right? I am not scared of much, but I just usually don't pick fights with sharks. They're legit scrappers, they're one of those animals in the "You will never find me in a Petting Zoo"-category.

I stand corrected. He must be Australian.

The point is, one of the most ferocious beings on earth, a shark, was beat to death by a drunk Australian. I would never fight a shark, would you? If I find out the shark he killed was one of those little ones you keep in your crib I will turn from scared of Australia to pissed at Australia. If you must take your belligerence to fist-a-cups (who actually says that), Fight a great white, not a little tan. Damnit!

And, start drinkin better beer Australia, right now the good beer from your country is like the Natty Ice of ours (America).


Sorry I hadn't blogged in a while I was learning how to be funny in Chicago... (soon be my new home)

Drunk Aussie vs. Shark!