Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Gucci Mane Signs Record Deal with Warner Bros. Records

It's interesting that Gucci Mane has made my blog twice, BECAUSE IT'S GUCCI MANE. I'm not saying he is bad at mumbling about "trap-life" rhythmically, it's just that he mumbles about "trap-life" rhythmically. That normally would not be my flavor, but after I saw this article on one of my personal favorite political blogs hiptics.com I had to add my $3 and some change.




Tree Fiddy [$3.50] to be precise...

Anyway, as I was writing, Gucci "the Modern Minstrel Show" Mane recently signed a recording contract with Warner Brothers Records. Could a deal get any more perfect!?!?

I love Gucci Mane, to an extent, but he reminds me of a comic book/cartoon character. He's like a villain in Batman or something... He would be like the Joker's half brother "The Joke!"

Damn, We're all late: Who Framed Rodrick Davis...
(i hate to say this about my own writing but, LMAO!!!)

Ok, so he is Rodrick Davis, aka himself, and has already recorded a feature film. Gucci Mane is almost set now. His only problem with his new label will be his "perpin*" cahins. How can you be signed to Warner Bros and rock a Bart Simpson chain? He clearly is on FOX! Gucci, I know you in East Atlanta (A-Lan-Na) but network beef is different. Now we are talking Jewish Gangstas; really, really rich Jews.

i.e. D-Blocks very own: Bernie Madoff!

Gucci, for your own safety stick to the WB brand characters since you are now signed to Warner Bros. It shouldn't be hard, you have a head start....


Odie works bro, Odie works...

*to perp-v.- to cross rep or wear two competing brands (i.e. Fox and WB).


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