Tuesday, May 19, 2009

NBA or WWE

Are you kidding me? ...

Apparently the owner of the Nuggets booked WWE Raw tonight at the end of the season expecting the Nuggets to be eliminated by now. They are scheduled to start at 8:30, the game is scheduled to start at 7:00. True, the owner is a jackass, but seriously? I think that the wrestling event can relocate to another venue. The WWE should sue the Nuggets owner for breach contract though too, for the money it will lose tonight.


However, Vince McMahon needs to know his place on this one. The Wrestling Actors Guild needs to let the Denver Nuggets play in their stadium, simple as that. Who would have thought that the Nuggest would be out the first round? I didn't, they never are. But what I do is that John Cena and those other characters just sit ringside on this one. It is not that big of a deal. K-Mart and Chauncey could probably whoop on Big Daddy V (seen above) anyway. It's not like he really knows how to fight or can actually move. If He can move I know it must register on the Richter at 6'6'' and 500 lbs. That's a lot of man and even more pig. That's why I don't eat Hog Mogs.

I'm excited for this year's NBA Final because of Kobe and Lebron. Everyone knows Kobe and Lebron. No one can say for sure who is better, because they have never battled out on the ultimate stage. However, it will be exciting to see how Kobe settles in an arena a short drive away from the spa where he was accused of raping 19 year-old, Katelyn Faber.


Remember Me? No? Oh, well that's too bad, because I'm famous for lying about being raped by Kobe Bryant. (Psss... "He's big, black, rich, strong, and married.")

Anyways, whoever wins their respective Conference Final and then wins the NBA championship, is clearly better than Michael Jordan. That's what this is all about, nothing else. Who is better than Jordan, Kobe or Lebron. Not who can fake kick some over-sized actor's arse. WWE get out the way, wrestle in some Middle School's playground, that's where all your fans will be anyway.

Share/Save/Bookmark

No comments:

Post a Comment