Thursday, June 4, 2009

PLEASE FIND!! WILL PAY REWARD!!!

I am hosting a contest online, THE ULTIMATE MINORITY!

and... I need your help b/c I'm not everyone's Facebook friend. I need someone to bring/photograph for fartandlaugh.com someone who meets the following requirements:

  1. Under 5'6'' tall
  2. Man
  3. Black or illegal Mexican or both!
  4. Jewish
  5. Homosexual
  6. Entree-level employee at a non-profit
  7. Republican (show includes new minority groups too) !
He's such a Jew, I often think his complexion is foundation!

That's right all of that stuff, I'm too lazy to retype it. Or, look up that far for that matter, I refuse to scroll to see the first two. Weren't 1 & 2 like Female Nascar driver and Black Nascar driver?
Sounds legit.

I have a lot of respect for the dude, despite the disrespectful nature of his blog.

Not as legit as that "Tom Cruse" that sells "hoverounds..."

I will pay $10 to the first guy who finds me a short, black, gay, Jew, that works for a non profit.


Yea, I'm gonna need change.... Sorry...

Previews to the Contest: Ultimate Minority, coming soon.
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